My words mark ye! I shall not grace thee with that much renowned song, ere the honey-sweet melody is all but extinct from those thine ears! Hearken, 'tis no mean feat! And no! devil himself shall not dare arrest my plans!

mp3 (4:57min; stereo, 128kbps, 44khz) zipped to 4573k >> zip password: yesgod >> No! devil

Call me innocent, color me pure; I'll be anyhow you want to paint me; I'll give you fragile and I'll show you demure; Picture perfect there is no mistaking;
I'm good as gold, you know what I mean; So don't be fooled even though I'm sitting pretty
There's no angel inside of me, it's all in your mind; What you get boy ain't what you see, ain't that a surprise
You treat me like you think a gentleman would; My god you're trying so hard to please me; You're pussy-footin' 'cause you think that you should; Why make this difficult, could be so easy;
I'm bittersweet, you know what I mean; So don't be fooled even though I'm sitting pretty
There's no angel inside of me, it's all in your mind; What you get boy ain't what you see, ain't that a surprise
This squeaky clean, this goodie two shoes, boy, is of your design; This so untouchable is all in your mind; No perfect saint, no holier than thou or whiter than white; This Miss Untouchable is all in your mind
There's no angel inside of me, it's all in your mind; There's no angel inside of me, ain't that a surprise
There's no angel inside of me, it's all in your mind; What you get boy ain't what you see, ain't that a surprise
There's no angel inside of me, ain't that a surprise; There's no angel inside of me, it's all in your mind

Am, G, Dm, F
Dm, G, F, G; Dm, G, E
(Again, these are not the chords of the original song.)